Welcome to the gift shop nobody asked for but everyone secretly needs. Hoodies, mugs, hats, tees, and cards covered in sarcasm, because the world doesn’t need another ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ mug. Our stuff says what you’re really thinking, so you don’t have to waste the energy pretending to be nice. Plus, it’s cheaper than therapy.
for that “special” someone
our junk
LOSER - Bubble-free stickers
from $3.00
Looks like something from a 2000s teen movie. Feels like therapy. The “Loser” sticker: glossy, durable, and emotionally accurate.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
DON'T TALK TO ME - Black Embroidered Unisex Hoodie
$59.99
For when small talk feels like a personal attack. This comfy white hoodie says what you’re thinking — so you don’t have to. Embroidered “don’t talk to me” design for that touch of class while you silently judge in peace.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
BACK! UP! - White Unisex Premium Sweatshirt
$44.99
For when you want to address the public... without actually speaking to them. The “Dear Person Standing Behind Me” sweatshirt: perfect for grocery lines, coffee shops, and any situation where personal space is a myth.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.